
Monday, July 27, 2009
The Story of the Great BJJ-Prophet Ezekiel-Choke pt.4

Thursday, July 23, 2009
The Story of the Great BJJ-Prophet Ezekiel-Choke pt.3

Wednesday, July 22, 2009
The Story of the BJJ-Prophet Ezekiel-Choke pt. 2

Time passed like a fading gi, and the young Ezekiel, through his dedication and genuine love of training, received his brown belt and was awarded his own small group of whitebelts for which to train. His brother at this time had also become BJJ-Pharaoh of the great mat-lands, and this made Ezekiel proud and full of joy, for he loved his brother very much, more than anyone in his life, but all was not as Ezekiel believed within the mind of the young Pharaoh. For the young BJJ-Pharaoh’s power began to fill his ego, and his gi became a hollow gi filled with greed and ambition to rule over his subjects, even his beloved brother Ezekiel. Thus, when Ezekiel was granted his own group of students, the Pharaoh, because of his greed, would only send his least favorite whitebelts to Ezekiel: the two ladyboy-looking-guys who perpetually felt the need to emphatically claim they were not gay; Mr. Yippee, the retarded and disabled beggar-orphan with the incredibly stinky gi and annoyingly screechy voice; and the Viking, a strong and powerful competitor with unlimited potential, but who always injured his sparring partners because of his incredible strength and refusal to remove his ‘viking helmet’ even whilst training. Nonetheless, regardless of their weaknesses, Ezekiel loved them and dedicated himself to developing their BJJ skills because he was of a pure BJJ-heart, and humble before the great BJJ-Lord, and thus, because of this, his students loved him equally.
The Story of the BJJ-Prophet Ezekiel-Choke pt. 1

In ancient BJJ-times, there lived a young orphan child named Ezekiel, who was taken in by the mighty Pharaoh’s of BJJ to live within their great BJJ kingdom as one of their own. Ezekiel was a humble child and a lover of the art of BJJ. He and his brother, the future pharaoh of the BJJ-land, were the best of friends, living and training in friendship together. It was a royal life the young Ezekiel possessed within the great BJJ temples, and he wished it to never end and to die a happy and content blackbelt someday within thy hallowed halls of the BJJ kingdom.
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